Novelties
Wood Rocket She/Her Pin - Black/Gold
This fun soft enamel She/Her Pronoun lapel pin by Wood Rocket is the perfect accessory. Wear your pronoun everywhere you go! This pin has gold glitter and looks fantastic! Stick it on your hat or clothes or backpack or bag...
$12.50
Wood Rocket Spank Me Air Freshener - Sandalwood
Smell ya later with this “Spank Me Paddle” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Sandal Wood Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
$6.00
Wood Rocket Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Air Freshener - Black Ice
Smell ya later with this “Fuck You You Fucking Fuck” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Black Ice Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
$6.00
Wood Rocket Fuck You You Fucking Fuck Fan - Black
Cool yourself in style with this “Fuck You You Fuckin' Fuck” large-sized folding hand fan. Simple and fun with just the right attitude! Made of glossy bamboo ribs and high-quality satin material.
$20.00
Wood Rocket Middle Finger Peach Air Freshener - Cologne
Smell ya later with this “Peach Middle Finger” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Cologne Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
$6.00
Wood Rocket Dildo Keychain - Pink
This funny enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. Display your sex product pride! This Pink Dildo Sex Toy Keychain is pink and looks just like a dildo only smaller! Hang it on your...
$16.25
Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons Pot Pac
A new pack has joint the family! Offensive Crayons: Pot Pack, premium paper-rolled blunt crayons. Not only for the 20th of April, you can enjoy these every day with your best bud. Go for it. Don't strain yourself. This shouldn't...
$12.00
Wood Rocket Live Laugh Cum Large Pin - Multi Color
This funny, sex positive, orgasm celebration, Live Laugh Cum soft enamel lapel pin by Wood Rocket is the perfect accessory. Show off your sexy pin everywhere you go! This pin is on iridescent rainbow metal and looks fantastic! Stick it...
$12.50
Wood Rocket Fuck Buddies Fuck You Asshole Pin - Grey
This funny and colorful soft enamel lapel pin by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty apparel accessory. This adorable enamel pin features a butt plug saying "Fuck You, Asshole!" and is one of our silly and cute and filthy-mouthed sex...
$12.50
Wood Rocket Eat A Bag Of Dicks Air Freshener - Banana
Smell ya later with this “Eat A Bag Of Dicks” cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Banana Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
$6.00
'=Wood Rocket Box Brown: Elephant Torch Enamel Pin
Take your weed apparel to the next level with this "Elephant Torch" specialty enamel lapel pin, designed by N.Y. Times Bestselling author and marijuana enthusiast Brian "Box" Brown. This anthropomorphic lighter is cute and hilarious! Fun to wear or makes...
$10.00
'=Wood Rocket Fabulous Enamel Pin
This "Fabulous" enamel lapel pin is a rainbow of fun! This gold pin with a LGBTQ rainbow design is the perfect accessory for your jacket, hat, or bag. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift! Let everyone know just...
$10.00
'=Wood Rocket Box Brown: Dusty Bong Enamel Pin
Take your weed apparel to the next level with this "Dusty Bong" specialty enamel lapel pin, designed by N.Y. Times Bestselling author and marijuana enthusiast Brian "Box" Brown. This anthropomorphic bong is cute and hilarious! Fun to wear or makes...
$10.00
'=Wood Rocket I Love Butts Enamel Pin
This "I Love Butts" enamel lapel pin lets everyone know what you love the most. The butt-shaped heart is cute and fun! Wear it on your jacket or bag or hat or wherever you want to show it off. Fun...
$10.00
'=Wood Rocket Fuck off Enamel Pin
This "Fuck Off" enamel lapel pin is red and white with the right amount of attitude.Wear it on your jacket or bag or hat or wherever you want to show it off. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!
$10.00
'=Wood Rocket Box Brown: Running Bowl Enamel Pin
Take your weed apparel to the next level with this "Running Bowl" specialty enamel lapel pin, designed by N.Y. Times Bestselling author and and marijuana enthusiast Brian "Box" Brown. This anthropomorphic pipe is cute and hilarious! Fun to wear or...
$10.00
'=Wood Rocket Bad Bitch Enamel Pin
This Barbie-inspired "Bad Bitch" enamel lapel pin is cute and fun! The pink glitter letters absolutely sparkle. Fun to wear or makes a perfect gift!
$10.00
Creature Cocks King Cobra Silicone Key Chain - Black/Red
Let your freaky side show and flag that you're into fantasy roleplay or mythical sex with this colorful miniaturized dildo keychain ! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse,...
$9.96
Creature Cocks Hell-Hound, Lord Kraken, & King Cobra Silicone Key Chain Set - Pack of 3 Multi Color
$29.96
Creature Cocks Hell-Hound, Lord Kraken, & King Cobra Silicone Key Chain Set - Pack of 3 Multi Color
Let your freaky side show and flag that you're into fantasy roleplay or mythical sex with this keychain set! This colorful set of miniaturized dildos include the Hell-Hound, Lord Kraken, and King Cobra! Place them with your keys, attach them...
$29.96
Creature Cocks Lord Kraken Silicone Key Chain - Blue
Let your freaky side show and flag that you're into fantasy roleplay or mythical sex with this colorful miniaturized dildo keychain ! Place them with your keys, attach them to your phone case, clip them onto a bag or purse,...
$9.96